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Chelsea [MhiCha]
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I used to have a ton of stuff here for my bio, and I've been meaning to change it for a while now, but I don't really know what to put to replace it :I.

I guess if you really want to know anything about me, don't be afraid to ask, I sha'pose. ^-^'
Interests
Okay guise, it's time for another surveeeeey. Travis wants me to do an embarrassing journal, but because I'm so cool, nothing embarrassing ever happens to me. So I guess we're gonna do this neato survey so you guys can learn more stuff about me.

Let's get started on this shit.

[x] smoked 
Travis told me I was supposta comment on on these so that's a thing that you guys have to read too.
Yeah, I used to smoke.
It's not good for you, kids. Don't do it. Listen to Aunt Chelsea. It's gross and bad for you.
[] consumed alcohol 
Don't drink either. It's bad for you and it makes you a terrible dancer.
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex 
I used to live with a boyfriend. It sucks. They steal all the blankets and they fart in their sleep.
Boys are icky.
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex 
Slumber parties yo.
[x] kissed someone of the same sex 
I'm pretty awesome at truth or dare.
[x] kissed someone of the opposite sex 
I'm pretty awesome at having boyfriends too.
[x] had someone in your room other than family
Yeah, but I don't like it when people are in my room because it's hella messy.
[x] watched porn 
I watch approximately two million porns a day
[ ] bought porn 
psh you can just get that stuff for free on the internet.
[ ] tried drugs
Don't do drugs. Crack is wack. Drugs aren't cool, stay in school.
TOTAL: SEVENNNN

[x] taken painkillers
Like ibuprofen?
[] taken someone else's prescription medicine 
THAT'S STEALING AND STEALING ISN'T COOL.
[x] lied to your parents 
Lying to your parents is cool though.
[x] lied to a friend 
Lying in general is cool.
[x] sneaked out of the house
I'm such a rebel.
Also, I've only snuck out of the house twice in my life.
Both time were for donuts.
[] done something illegal 
I'm a rebel, but I'm not that cool of a rebel.
[x] felt hurt 
I stubbed my toe just this morning and saw my life flash before my eyes.
[x] hurt someone 
I BROKE A GIRL'S NOSE ONCE.
[x]gotten into a fight 
I BROKE A GIRL'S NOSE ONCE.
[] wished someone to die
that's just rude.
[ ] seen someone die. 
I've seen someone that hung themselves. But technically I didn't watch them die 'cause they were already dead.
TOTAL: SEVENNNN AGAINNNN

[x] missed curfew
I'm a bad bitch.
[x] stayed out all night 
It's not all that it's cracked up to be.
It gets cold and you get bored and even when you're with friends you just want to go home.
[] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself 
Surprisingly, no.
[x] been to a therapist
Yeah, that was a thing that happened.
[] received a ticket 
This is not a thing that has happened.
[] been to rehab
I'm not cool enough to get into that kind of trouble
[x] dyed your hair
awe heck yiss
[] been in an accident
Does my face count?
[] been to a club 
oh god no
[x] been to a bar 
I GOT A SHIRLEY TEMPLE
TOTAL: FIVE

[] been to a wild party.
Maybe if I didn't hate people.
[] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night
Nah man, underage drinkin' ain't cool.
[] had a spring break in Florida
These questions are slowly becoming more cool and it's showing how uncool I am.
[x] sniffed anything 
Yeah, I've sniffed like candles and flowers.
[x] wore black nail polish 
Yeah, when I was going through my emo phase.
[x] wore arm bands 
I'm still going through my emo phase.
[x] wore t-shirts with band names 
My whole life is an emo phase.
[x] listened to rap 
I can't say that I really enjoy too much rap, though.
[] owned a 50 Cent CD
Is he still alive? I feel like he kind of just disappeared from the world. Kind of like the Jonas Brothers.
TOTAL: FIVE AGAIINNN

[x] dressed gothic 
Pretty much my whole life.
[x] dressed lolita 
I went through a weeaboo phase and please don't remind me of it.
[] dressed girly 
I don't really know what classifies as girly? I've worn frilly/sparkly dresses before I guess, but not regularly.
[x] dressed punk
I'm so hardcore.
[x] dressed grunge
It's fun to dress like you don't care.
[x] stolen something 
Mainly mechanical pencils.
[] been too drunk to remember anything
THE ONLY THING I GET DRUNK ON IS THE WORD OF THE LORD YALL MOTHA FUCKAS NEED JESUS.
[x] blacked out
Not because of drugs or anything. Because of dehydration.
[x] fainted
Again, dehydration. I'm really not cool enough to do the wild things you kids are doing now a days
[x] laughed at someone's pain
If you haven't laughed at someone else's pain, we can't be friends.  
[] had a crush on a neighbor
Considering most of my neighbors have been crippled, old women I'm going to say no.
TOTAL: EIGHT, A NEW HIGH SCORE

[x] had a crush on a friend
That's kind of how dating happens.
[x] been to a concert.
I went to River Riot. I did not enjoy myself but my dad knocked a kid out in the mosh pit.
[x] dry-humped someone 
I'm so sexual.
[x] been called a slut
If you're a girl, you're gonna be called a slut. Even if you're a virgin. If you wear shorts that may be deemed as too short, you're instantly a slut. That's the rules, ladies.  
[x] called someone a slut
I called my dog a slut just a few minutes ago for stealing the rest of my nachos.
[] installed speakers in your car
I don't have a good comment for this.
[] broken a mirror 
SURPRISINGLY NO
[x] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house 
I accidentally stepped in dog poo.
[x] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush. 
I accidentally ate dog poo.
TOTAL: SEVEN AGAIN AGAIN

[] considered Ludicrous your favorite rapper
OLOLOLOLOL
[x] seen an R-rated movie in theater 
Im terrible at scary movies but I was trying to impress a boy by acting all punk rock and pretending to dig scary movies. I cried not even half way through the movie because I saw someone's eyes pop out of their head and had to be escorted out of the theatre. So not punk rock.
[] cruised on mail
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
[x] skipped school
OKAY, so I'm really not cool because my teacher made me skip school. I was in a class full of seniors and they all graduated a week before the end of the school year, so I was stuck in the class by myself and the teacher told me to just skip his class because he wasn't going to show up anymore. I just laughed and thought it was a joke but he seriously just stopped showing up and I didn't know what to do so I walked around outside for an hour and a half until my next class.
[x] had surgery
Hadtuh have tubes get implanted into my ears when I was really little.
[x] had an injury 
Who hasn't?
[x] gone to court
Not for cool reasons, but because I'm adopted.
[x] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping
I won't tip unless you tell me I'm bammin' slammin' bootylicious.
[x] caught something on fire
I set my curtains on fire on complete accident and I didn't know what to do so I ripped them off of the window and waved it around above my head like a lasso to blow the fire out.  
[x] lied about your age 
Forgive me padre for I have sinned.
TOTAL: EIGHT

[] owned/rented an apartment/house 
I'm not adult enough for this.
[] broken the law in the police's presence 
YOOOOO WHAT
[x] made out with someone who had a gf/bf
Yeah, and I was his girlfriend.
[x] got in trouble with the police
For doing the naughties.
[x] talked to a stranger
That's how you make friends.
[] hugged a stranger
Ew, no.
[] licked a stranger
EW NO.
[x] been verbally harassed
I'm such a traumatized child.
[x] been physically harassed
I already said that I've been in a fight.
TOTAL: FIVEEEE

[x] met face-to-face with someone you met online 
Yeahyeahyeah, it was super rad but it was really awkward at first.
[x] stayed online for 5+ hours straight
OLOLOLOLOLOL
[x] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
My longest phone call was around sixteen hours.
[x] watched TV for 5 hours straight
Oh god I'm so lazy.
[x] been to a fair
Yeah, we have a fair that comes to town every summer. It's kind of a big deal.
[x] been called a bad influence
My dad's friend called me a bad influence on his daughter when in reality she was being the bad influence on me.
[] drunk and drove
Listen here kids, drinking and driving ain't cool and it's for nerds. You know what IS cool? Having a designated driver. That's hella rad.
[x] prank-called someone
I'm such a rebel child.
[x] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
I'm a cuddler.
[x] cheated on a test
HOW DO YOU THINK I GOT THROUGH HIGHSCHOOL
GRAND: SIXTY ONE MOTHA' FUCKAS

If You Have Less Than 10...Write [I'm a Goody Goody]
If You Have More Than 10...Write [I'm Average]
If You Have More Than 20...Write [I'm a Bad Kid]
If You Have More Than 30...Write [I'm a Bad Influence]
If You Have More Than 40...Write [I'm a Horrible Person]
If You Have More Than 50...Write [I Should be in Jail]
If you have More Than 60...Write [I Should be Shot]
If You Have More Than 70...Write [I Should be Dead]

I should be shot.


Rude. :iconpfftplz:

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crowloveyou Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
happy birthday~:heart:
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Cerenitie Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
D'aw, thank you, hon! :iconsnuggleplz:

And thank you for the birthday llama! 
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catzrcute Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2013  Hobbyist Writer

HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

 

I WOULD HAVE SAID SOONER IF DA DIDN'T REMIND ME AND I WOKE UP FOR 2PM.

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Cerenitie Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
DAW THANK YOU ^-^ 
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WhyYesMyDearGirl Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2013
Happy birthday Chelsea Cornhusker. 
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Cerenitie Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks Travis   Louisianan. 
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WhyYesMyDearGirl Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2013
So how was your birth anniversary? Did you and this new target boyfriend of yours get boozed up and shoot at stray cats?

Because that's how birthdays are celebrated in Louisiana.
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Cerenitie Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
No, I'm too classy for that.

Instead I was physically removed from a Fazoli's for taking advantage of their free breadsticks.

Because that's how birthdays are celebrated by us classy people.
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my-feels Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Happy Birthday darling~~~~ 
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Cerenitie Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Awe, thank you love! :heart:
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